Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Me VS The Real Me

The picture above shows that I look naughty in glasses while look very feminine in bare eyes.. hahaha..
Well, actually I'm not the type of 'cute girl' what-so-ever..
I mean that! 
Just say that I'm the ugliest among my friends..

Glasses and me is not very friendly..
I look old when I'm wearing the glasses..
But, I cannot see clearly if I'm not wearing the glasses.. everything looks blur to me.. haha
I used to wear contact lenses.. 
And also I'm not friendly with them.. because, for me is not easy to take care the contact lenses compare to glasses.. which is I need to buy its own resolution water to clean it and soak it in.. I should clean it after I used it and keep in its special box.. if I want to sleep, I need to take out of it and clean it again.. I cannot let my eyes be dry, if not it will irritates my eyes.. and also bla bla blaaa...pffttt.. 
I just used it for just 3 months.. itupun sebab aku beli yang promotion 3 pasang sekaligus sebab nak dapatkan harga murah.. sepasang guna sebulan..

But, if I go out on date or going to holiday or go to shopping complex, I would not wearing glasses..
Because I looks pretty and young when I'm not wearing them.. hehehe
My face is smaller than you saw on the picture.. so glasses will make my scarf looks kembang and selekeh..
I hate wearing glasses.. but I have to.. T,T

The conlusion is, I just looks ugly when I in the university and going to pasar..
And look pretty when I going outside..

So, which is the REAL ME??

Well, you will know if you come into my room and see my dekstop.. ^^

Sunday, February 1, 2015

Silent Fart

A few weeks ago, I went to EON Rawang to do some business..
The road from UNISEL to Rawang is so 'curly' and 'snaky' and there also has the groups of monkeys which is waiting to get food from the kind-hearted car's drivers..
Because of its the first time I drive to Rawang, so I brought a friend to accompany me..
When I'm done with the business, I went back to UNISEL..
As usual, I open MP3 from my smartphone and start singing.. It is because my car doesn't have a radio.. well, old car.. haha
Then suddenly my car filled with smelly odor..
I'm confident that the odor is a gas that came from the large intestine..
Its make my singing stop..
My breath became short..
My eyes start to look everywhere while my brain forced to be focus..
There are only me and my friend in the car.. Just two of us..
I'm confidently said that I'm not the one who release the gas..
So I suspected that its my friend..
I know he smell the same odor..
But he doesn't say anything..
But he just keep silent and looking forward with his poker-face.. like nothing happen..
That time, I had a very complicated decision in my life.. it is whether to open the window or not.. also can I just shout to him "Woiiii kau kentot!!!" or not..
I don't want he to be embarrass..
After a long time, when the odor fading away.. I made wise decision which is to not open the window and just remain silent..
So I just keep driving and start singing slowly..
Then, when the odor completely dissappear, he ask me...

He: Intan.. kau penah dengar lagu Bruno Mars - Uptown Funk tak??
Me: tak..

Then, he closed my MP3 and play the song through his phone..
He so not gentleman..
Kalau dah tau yang kau nak kentut, cakap je la nak kentut.. boleh aku bukak tingkap beso-beso..
Ni tak.. main lepas je.. lepas tu buat tak tau..
Separuh mati aku dok menahan bau isi perut kau..
Bau haram kau tau!!